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hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

theuniversalfollower:

notchicken:

notchicken:

THERE’S THIS KID IN MY MATH CLASS WHO WEARS CAT EARS 

EVERY 

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DAY

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ITS GETTING WEIRD

I decided to join him

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we’re starting a band 

I ship it ….. NOW KISS

gaia-is-sucktastic:

don’t lie we all do this with our friends when we see someone attractive

cumberwholock:

Michael Jackson’s son meeting Justin Bieber.

I have no words to express my love for these photographs. Lmao.

dreamsofthejotunprince:

"My beard!"

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

gaytable:

gaytable:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

well it hit 300k i’m not sure whether to laugh or just fall down and cry 

he’s dating my friend now 

thanks to this incident my friend got laid 

not me

wabybaby:

nips showing is my fave look why ppl gotta shame that shit smh

wabybaby:

nips showing is my fave look why ppl gotta shame that shit smh

jasondrewlo:

NOT MYSPACE

jasondrewlo:

NOT MYSPACE

awidesetvagina:

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dontyouwannadance:

Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.

Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.

If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.

buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.

buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.