today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think
THERE’S THIS KID IN MY MATH CLASS WHO WEARS CAT EARS
ITS GETTING WEIRD
I decided to join him
we’re starting a bandI ship it ….. NOW KISS
don’t lie we all do this with our friends when we see someone attractive
Michael Jackson’s son meeting Justin Bieber.
I have no words to express my love for these photographs. Lmao.
person: he’s so hot
lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive
person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men
lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
well it hit 300k i’m not sure whether to laugh or just fall down and cry
he’s dating my friend now
thanks to this incident my friend got laid
nips showing is my fave look why ppl gotta shame that shit smh
Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.
Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.
If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.